more like a xiuchen masterlist

Taoris

i'll give it all to you, someday
[NC-17]
oneshot; They met in an internet forum for people like them, lonely and with thoughts that are much too loud for themselves.

Sprinkled Hearts
[PG]
oneshot; In which the candy shop "Candy Hearts: An Emporium of Sweets" hires their first employee.

The ABC's of taoris
[PG-13]
multichaptered; Tao is a foreign exchange student from China. He lives with Kris in Vancouver for a year. What could possibly go wrong?

Nanny
[PG]
multichaptered; Tao needed a job to help his older siblings back in China. His best friend Baekhyun told him about a job opening that his boyfriend told him about, but the thing is, it is a nanny job.

Everyone Experiments in College
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Tao must rely on his crazy friends to help him get along with his new roommate, the only person in the world who doesn't know that Tao is gay (and really into him).

Tao's Secret
[NC-17]
oneshot; In the process of giving Tao a birthday present, Kris discovers the secret that he's been hiding from him.

Richelieu Would Not Approve
[PG-13]
oneshot; Desperate times call for desperate study methods.

Like Smoke
[G]
oneshot; Summer. Ever since that year, he’s always looked forward to summer.

Things to ask yixing
[PG-13]
twoshot; Cake keeps disappearing from the kitchen.

Of Snowfall and Awkward situations
[PG-13]
twoshot; Tao is totally introverted. He has no friends, nothing really going on in his life except for studying and his job at the university library, and spends his days in solitude. That is, until he meets Kris.

Tao, Kris, and Food in the bedroom
[NC-17]
oneshot; Kris has some interesting new ideas on how to spice up Tao and his sex life. Milkshakes come into play.

Five Hole
[NC-17]
oneshot; There's no excuse for Tao and Kris to go shopping if there is no Gucci to be purchased. Well ok, clearly they found ONE good excuse.

Incubus
[NC-17]
oneshot; Wu Fan isn't sure if it's a dream or not, but if it is he's definitely not sure if he ever wants to wake up. There's a stranger in his bed and he's not entirely unwelcome.

Notice me this year
[PG-13]
oneshot; Zitao has an unfortunate crush on the most desirable guy at school, Kris Wu. He also hangs out with these losers, Lu Han, Byun Baekhyun, and Oh Sehun. All-in-all, it is a practice in daily embarrassment and masochism.

After the cherry blossoms fall
[PG-13]
oneshot; Sequel to Notice Me This Year. Kris Wu is the most popular guy in high school.It's not as if he's never been on a date, or had a first kiss, or understands how to deal with having a crush on his underclassman Huang Zitao, or how to handle talking to other people in general.

Ghosts by the towel rack
[NC-17]
oneshot; Huang Zitao walking into the maknaes fucking in the shower and makes a poor excuse ino order to get duizhang's D.

Salty lips & late night dips
[PG-13]
multichaptered; Tao gets pushed onto his father for the summer. Then he meets a tall blonde surfer who tests his boundaries and alters his preception on life.

Baekyeol

Baby's Breath
[PG-13]
multichaptered; School Au with Baekhyun and his handicapped step brother, Chanyeol.

Shameless
[NC-17]
oneshot; But the vicious glowing red of his eyes and the extended fangs could have also been a clear giveaway. (vampire!AU)

Bent, Not broken
[NC-17]
oneshot; chanyeol has a furry problem. not that kind. lycanthropes

not intended
[NC-17]
multichaptered; In an attempt to settle a three generation family feud, Baekhyun has to marry someone from the other family.

The Letter
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Baekhyun had been silently admiring and crushing on Oh Sehun. One day he takes a leap of faith and writes a love letter and slips it into what he thinks is Oh Sehun's locker.

10080
[PG-13]
twoshot; Chanyeol wanted a divorce. Baekhyun wanted a week.

A penny for your tooth?
[G]
oneshot; Baekhyun is a tooth fairy out to get Chanyeol's teeth.

Eden's Morning
[PG-13]
oneshot; Open up a browser's history and you can read someone's story.

Neverland
[PG-13]
twoshot; And all he wants to do is to grow up and be human, because he's tired of getting hurt and forgotten.

The neighbours know my name
[NC-17]
oneshot; If you asked everyone for a quality that summed up Park Chanyeol, there would be one universal characteristic that rose above them all. Park Chanyeol was a ladies man.

Manicures make everything better
[NC-17]
twoshot; Baekhyun is a flamboyant and sassy manicurist who knows exactly what he wants.

When baekhyun decides, fuck it
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chanyeol is a zombie and Baekhyun is losing his shit one day at a time.

Kaisoo

Kastrating Kai
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Kim JongIn or Kai has been bullying Do KyungSoo ever since kindergarten. In the second year of highschool, KyungSoo has finally had enough and decides that he's going to get revenge.

Arbitrage
[NC-17]
threeshot; [street race AU... or is it.] There are three tracks to Do Kyungsoo's life. Track A, trader at an investment bank. Track B, new recruit of a race crew called EXO. Track C... track C involves someone named Kai and a whole lot of bad decisions.

Anterograde Tomorrow
[NC-17]
threeshot; Kyungsoo is stuck in the hours while Jongin begs the seconds, because time stops for someone who can't remember and runs from someone who can't miss the last train home.

A Taste of Compulsion
[NC-17]
oneshot; By the second bite, just about everything tastes like pain.

Countdown
[NC-13]
twoshot; Jongin sees but doesn't see enough.

His Favorite Recipie
[PG-13]
oneshot; Start with an unlucky boy. Add in a shitty best friend, a dreadful baking class, and its adorable teacher assistant. Stir, and you have Jongin's unconventional love life in the form of a deformed cake.

Shine Like Stars
[PG-13]
multichaptered; Kyungsoo hadn't known what to expect when he finally decided to tell his mother that he was gay, but being sent to an all-boys summer camp in the middle of nowhere certainly wasn't it.

Overcooked
[PG-13]
oneshot; Kyungsoo is innocent, Jongin is slutty, and a certain someone is getting really sick of it.

My First Kiss went a little like this
[NC-17]
oneshot; sequal. Kyungsoo meets a boy named Kim Jongin and her life turns into a bad shoujo manga.

Other Xiumin Pairings
i read less of

Xiuhan: Skinny
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Xiumin isn't sure when food became the enemy. He also isn't sure when he began to hate Lu Han. Lu Han isn't sure when the Minseok he fell in love with became Xiumin. He also isn't sure why Xiumin hates him.

Xiuhan: Hues Of blue
[PG]
threeshot; The last thing Minseok expected was to meet a merman. And he certainly never expected to fall in love with one.

Xiuhan: Every Day Lattes
[PG]
oneshot; Because sometimes the obvious is impossible to see when you're too wrapped up in details.

Xiuhan:Their Stories
[NC-17]
oneshots; i only read the xiuhan one linked.

Xiulay: Call me Maybe?
[PG]
twoshot; Sometimes things happen. Like meeting super handsome awesome people at birthday parties. And sometimes you meet them and do really stupid shit because you're drunk. And sometimes it all turns out for the best.

Xiuris:College!Au
[NC-17]
oneshot; kris bottoms

Xiuris:The Lexus
[NC-17]
oneshot; car sex

Xiuyeol: We're only two
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chanyeol drops Minseok at least four times when they’re practicing the new choreography.

Xiuyeol: the consequences of cheating
[PG-13]
oneshot; Chanyeol is a hard working history major who cheats on the occasional test. One day he gets caught by his class’s new TA, who turns out to be unforgiving but also actually really cute...

Xiuyeol: X marks the heart
[G]
oneshot; When Chanyeol asks Xiumin to help him make Valentines chocolate, Xiumin is a bit more curious than he should be about who his friend wants to give them to. Highschool AU

Xiuyeol: Petting
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chanyeol really likes Minseok. In a completely brotherly way of course. (Excluding the part where he wants Minseok to pet him and put a collar around his throat).

xiutao: government
[PG]
twoshot; A semester re-taking freshmen government leads to a relationship Minseok would have never expected.

Xiuhun: Obvious and Oblivious
[NC-17]
threeshot; Oh Sehun inadvertently lets someone fall asleep on his shoulders—and it isn't his Joonmyeon hyung. There is minimal drool involved.

Xiuhun: Brat-ish Brother Of A Friend
[NC-17]
oneshot; Xiumin wasn't really sure how he ended up in there but he could deal with the consequences later.

Xiuhun: Heated Up
[NC-17]
oneshot; minseok can't really take the heat.

Xiuchen

Little Green Monster
[PG-15]
oneshot; The second Jongdae enters SME, Minseok is struck with instant jealousy. The new boy is just too perfect, it really isn't fair to anyone else, now is it?E

Call it Desperation
[NC-17]
oneshot; Minseok doesn’t have a problem sharing Jongdae with his other band members. He’s got their pillows to replace him.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets
[PG-13]
oneshot; Dirty Talk.

The Diet
[G]
oneshot; Minseok goes on a diet and reminds Jongdae of Thumper, Hamtaro, and the Beast. (high school!au)

Punishment
[NC-17]
oneshot; Jongdae didn't think Minseok would get this upset.

Artificial Strawberry Flavoring
[NC-17]
oneshot; Semi-public blow job.

Because self control is hard
[PG-13]
oneshot; Jongdae can't stop staring at Minseok and everyone is freaked out by it.

sidelines
[PG-13]
oneshot; He's just a spectator.

changeover
[PG]
oneshot; Minseok's favorite time of year is when the flowers bloom in April and the wind smells of spring.

The reason i sing
[PG-13]
multichaptered: Xiumin is the reason Chen sings.

The reason i love
[PG-13]
multichaptered; Sequel to the reason i sing. Now that Xiumin can hear, He can't hear Chen.

you've got it going on
[NC-17]
oneshot; In which Xiumin wants to fuck Chen, and maybe hold his hand too.

The boy next door
[PG]
oneshot; Minseok plays hard to get, Jongdae tries too hard, and the neighborhood wishes they would just get together and shut up.

Smile now, cry later
[NC-17]
oneshot; It's normal for Minseok to pretend every night.

forget about practise
[NC-17]
oneshot; It was soft and delicate. Unlike anything Xiumin’s ever heard.

Yep
[G]
oneshot; Jongdae & Minseok go out for an ice cream date. (high school!au)

Planetary Suicide
[NC-17]
twoshot; The world is as far from ideal as can be.

rantipole
[PG-13]
oneshot; Minseok and Jongdae leave everything behind on their roadtrip with no regrets.

Lion dance day
[PG]
oneshot; It was Lunar New Year. Xiumin was about to ask Chen to accompany him to see the lion dance performance.

Size doesn't matter unless you want it to
[PG-13]
oneshot; Minseok has been walking around with a ruler for a straight week and that's strange so his friends ask why.

White blank canvas
[NC-17]
oneshot; Jongdae sees blank canvases while Minseok finds sparks in Lu Han's lips.

Lucky
[PG]
oneshot; He was the only one who didn't laugh at his Hello Kitty fan. And that was what best friends were for, right?

Pillow talk you into it
[PG-13]
oneshot; After months of non-stop trips in and out of airports, performances, and being made a fool of in various languages, a week's respite doesn't provide a nice break as much as it sort of makes them go stir crazy.

untitled
[NC-17]
oneshot; It’s a completely innocent gesture, Jongdae supposes. Or, he would suppose if he wasn’t harder than stone.

Untitled
[PG-13]
oneshot;(#5)

summer mornings
[NC-17]
oneshot; Jongdae loves mornings.

Bros/non-bros: that is the question
[G]
oneshot; Things you do with bros vs things minseok wants to do.

drabble dump
[PG-13]
drabbles; (i only read the xiuchen)

this kind of life keeps breaking your heart
[PG-13]
drabbles; (i only read the xiuchen)

Paper Terms
[PG-13]
oneshot; Xiumin has to hand in his term paper in two days but there are a million other things he’d rather do. Like Chen. Unfortunately that privilege has been revoked until further notice.

Litost
[PG]
twoshot; Minseok wants Jongdae but all he can do is regret.

Stubble and Coffee
[PG]
oneshot; Minseok doesn't like Jongdae's stubble and Jongdae doesn't like Starbucks.

Video store woes
[G]
oneshot; All Minseok wants is to watch a good movie.

Nighttime Lover
[PG-13]
oneshot; Minseok wishes he wasn't just Jongdae's nighttime lover, in which it always hurts to wake up in the morning.

When you smile, Sun shine
[PG]
multichaptered; Minseok is only thirteen and he's trying to deny the fact that he has a crush on the class's curt joker.

Maid
[NC-17]
twoshot; crossdressing.

Teacher's Pet
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Chen the mischievous exchange student has an eye on his cute chinese professor. THe korean born professor agrees to help his student but dosen't know what particular 'help' his student is referring to.

Kindergarden!Au
[G]
oneshot; kindergarden!au

Of coffee, steamed buns, and chinese aliases
[PG-13]
oneshot; In which Jongdae is far more interested in steamed buns than coffee runs.

Untitled
[PG-13]
drabble

drabble
[PG]
drabble

abstract
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chen disturbs Xiumin’s painting time.

In which chen has been reading too much fanfic
[PG]
oneshot; Maybe not everything backstage is how it’s depicted in fanfics…

Control
[NC-13]
multichaptered; This might hurt a little.

Laughing
[PG]
oneshot; Jongdae falls hopelessly in love too much. And even though Jongdae is always laughing, his insides don't feel like laughing at all.

the forgotten ones
[?]
oneshots; A Xiuchen and Sulay collection of oneshots and drabbles.

the house on the outskirts
[PG-13]
oneshot; Jongdae betrays Minseok by being even the freak of the freaks.

Round, tender, and perfect
[PG]
oneshot; In which Minseok sees the bad while Jongdae sees the good.

Farther than the sky
[PG]
drabbles; (i only read the xiuchen)

companion
[G]
drabble; Jongdae hates the way he speaks Mandarin.

Sweet dreams
[NC-17]
oneshot; Working in a mattress store has its perks if you're Xiumin. He can fuck whoever he wants, whenever he wants. And that includes the new irresistible employee, Chen.

release
[PG]
oneshot; AU with a wandering Chen and a settled Xiumin.

Wash Away
[PG]
oneshot; Minseok can only hope for the rain to wash his pain away.

The sweetest joy
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Kim Minseok has just graduated from the most prestigious university of the culinary arts and is now working at his dream job, Le Chantecler as a pastry chef.

Really, Really
[G]
oneshot collection; Minseok asking Jongdae if he loves him.

How to Trick the Fox
[NC-17]
multichaptered; The city offered a place to stay for beasts and human alike. They lived side by side each following their own traditions and beliefs.

Caught, Captured, and Confused
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chen, a deadly assassin who recently retired, thought that he was safe.

On the Shoreline
[G]
oneshot; In which the shore line brings Jongdae and Minseok into their forever.

Just a Tease (submit for me)
[NC-17]
oneshot; Jongdae likes to tease, and it's a totally new thing for Minseok.

Pretend for me
[PG-13]
twoshot; Minseok doesn't really like girls, but sadly, girls like Minseok.

You're Taken?
[PG-13]
multichaptered; Minseok and Jongdae meet on a train. Jongdae is pretty forward, but Minseok is already taken.

Coffee Shop
[PG]

Secret Santa
[PG]
twoshot; Minseok, the soccer star at high school, is incredibly popular and Jongdae is just one of the hudreds who is crazily in love with him.

I'm Gone
[PG]
oneshot; Oxygen level: Low. Please refill your oxygen tank.

Christmas Promise
[PG]
oneshot; In which Minseok breathes in the christmas nuance while Jongdae breathes out the feelings that linger between the two of them.

Where the birds go
[NC-17]
threeshot; Minseok's relationship with Jongdae is difficult. It's blantantly obvious that he's infatuated with the younger boy but Jongdae doesn't return those feelings.

Don't Be A rookie
[NC-17]
oneshot; Minseok takes care of Jongdae's fraternity initiation.

Foam
[G]
oneshot; Minseok's quiet, but he can't control the way his words spill out effortlessly when Jongdae visits his cafe.

Grey Edges
[PG]
oneshot; He's at his tipping point.

Cheekbones and Cheap fun
[PG-13]
oneshot(?); Tyra Banks, Chinese Fonzie, Tarzan and Huang Zitao (because he needs no introduction) take Jongdae out on a boy’s night.

Welcome to the island of misfit toys
[PG-13]
oneshot; Jongdae pees on Minseok at the first house party welcoming all new students. From then on, Kim Minseok is his forever.

Just a Cup of Coffee
[PG]
multichaptered; It all starts with a random visit to a new coffee shop.

Music to my Ears
[NC-17]
oneshots; Chen had this weird fixation to try to tease him whenever there was a chance for it. So far the younger had been unsuccessful at making his hyung fall for it, but he was persistent in his attempts....

I love my Uncle!
[NC-17]
Kim Jongdae adores his uncle, since... forever. Jongdae knows his unlce is mute, he will never talk. Jongdae also knows that the over protective feeling, the possessiveness and obsession towards his uncle isn't right.

Other

sehun: dream house
[NC-17]
oneshot; Come out, come out, whatever you are...

chanyeol: 88mph
[PG]
oneshot; You’re not thinking fourth dimensionally.

chanyeol: the pantsing chronicles of park chanyeol
[PG]
oneshot; Pantsing: to yank someone else's pants down, usually done in a humorous (or scientific) fashion

xiumin: Flashing Snowflakes
[PG]
oneshot; They told him he was going to China.

luchen: allow me to serenade you
[PG-13]
threeshot; When Luhan’s friends dare him with a money bet to win over the unsuspecting RA of Walker 4th floor, they had no idea he’d actually take it. Let alone dedicate himself so vigorously to it.

Luchen: How to Pet: A users Guide
[NC-17]
multichaptered; Luhan has never really been able to get along with cats. Until Joonmyun gets one and his life is turned into even more insanity that it already is.

Krisyeol: How to Pet: Throw the Ball
[PG]
twoshot; sequel to how to pet: a users guide. Chanyeol likes a lot of things. But he probably likes Wufan the best.

Krisyeol: Apres-Ski
[PG-13]
twoshot; Kris is an Olympic skier; Chanyeol's just on vacation.

krisyeol: Hide your wings
[NC-17]
twoshot; Demons fall in love, Angels are sent to kill, and Armageddon happens somewhere in between.

lukai: and the miles i go (before i sleep)
[NC-17]
twoshot; Jongin stands on the edge of the building, about to give into his dark desires, when he is saved by the reappearance of his childhood "imaginary" friend, Lu Han.

sekai: got me up all night (all i'm singin' is love songs)
[NC-17]
oneshot; Tumblr!AU: Tumblr famous ulzzang Sehun and b-boy Jongin meet.

Chanho: Raise Your Expectations
[NC-17]
twoshot; In the heat of summer, Chanyeol walks in, and Joonmyun starts to wake up.

baeksoo: YOURS + MINE®
[NC-17]
oneshot; Kyungsoo visits Baekhyun, Lu Han and Jongin's sex shop to buy a gift for his friend and ends up with more than that.

Luho: China Doll
[NC-17]
oneshot; Joonmyun always had a thing for dolls, preferably china and porcelain made ones.

kaixing: the glory you give me
[NC-17]
oneshot; Over the course of three days, Jongin is driven wild by the world's refusal to let him orgasm. Yixing placing a vibrator inside him doesn't help. Toy play, orgasm denial, some power play.

krisho: varients of grey
[NC-17]
oneshot; His parents taught him his eyes are brown and his hair is black. His teachers taught him the sky is blue and the grass is green. Wufan taught him that love is red and blue is grief.

krisho: full moon
[PG-13]
oneshot; All the members of EXO are werewolves, but when they're in their human form, they have their MAMA powers.

sexing: bicycle pump
[NC-17]
oneshot; body swap

chanchen: park "pussy smasher" chanyeol
[NC-17]
oneshot; Chanyeol thinks Jongdae is a bottom bitch. Jongdae (eventually) (begrudgingly) agrees.

Krisbaek: Let's Do It
[PG1-13]
oneshot; Kris is Baekhyun's best friend. He's also an idiot. This is a problem.

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